Doctor: ‘Ello, I’m the Doctor.Amelia: Oh, I didn’t make an appointment. Doctor: No, no, that’s not my profession. It’s my name. The Doctor. What about you?Amelia: Well, Mr. The Doctor, it’s a letter. Between ‘T’ and ‘V’.Doctor: Ha! Yes, of course. But what I meant was: what’s your name?Amelia: I’m Amelia. Amelia Bedelia.Doctor: Ah, magnificent! I know another Amelia. Pond, she’s called.Amelia: Really? A body of water must make an unusual friend.Doctor: Well, I’m not a usual man. Tell me Bedelia: in that last house you cleaned, did you noticed any crack in the walls?Amelia: Heavens, no! My clients are drug-free.Doctor: Right. Eer, I suppose I’ll just check myself later then.Amelia: Oh, I can help with you that. *Pulls a marker out of pockets* Where should I draw it?Doctor: What?Amelia: The check mark.Doctor: *Laughs* You know, I’m pretty weird, but you might even stranger.Amelia: Stranger? No, I’ve introduced myself.Doctor: No, no, I meant. Uh..never mind. Nice outfit, by the way. Love the hat. I’ve never worn a hat quite like that before.Amelia: Thank you, Mr. The Doctor. I like your bow tie.Doctor: Really?! Oh, what a sweet deal-ia, Amelia Bedelia. How right you are! Bow ties are cool.Amelia: Has it been in the refrigerator?Doctor: No, not that I know of. Tell you what though, Amelia, how would you like to see my very special box?Amelia: Like a jack-in-a-box?Doctor: Not quite. Though I have had a Jack in it before. Come along, Bedelia. All of Time and Space are waiting!Amelia: Wow! What type of restaurant is that? I’m used to human servers.

Doctor: ‘Ello, I’m the Doctor.
Amelia: Oh, I didn’t make an appointment.
Doctor: No, no, that’s not my profession. It’s my name. The Doctor. What about you?
Amelia: Well, Mr. The Doctor, it’s a letter. Between ‘T’ and ‘V’.
Doctor: Ha! Yes, of course. But what I meant was: what’s your name?
Amelia: I’m Amelia. Amelia Bedelia.
Doctor: Ah, magnificent! I know another Amelia. Pond, she’s called.
Amelia: Really? A body of water must make an unusual friend.
Doctor: Well, I’m not a usual man. Tell me Bedelia: in that last house you cleaned, did you noticed any crack in the walls?
Amelia: Heavens, no! My clients are drug-free.
Doctor: Right. Eer, I suppose I’ll just check myself later then.
Amelia: Oh, I can help with you that. *Pulls a marker out of pockets* Where should I draw it?
Doctor: What?
Amelia: The check mark.
Doctor: *Laughs* You know, I’m pretty weird, but you might even stranger.
Amelia: Stranger? No, I’ve introduced myself.
Doctor: No, no, I meant. Uh..never mind. Nice outfit, by the way. Love the hat. I’ve never worn a hat quite like that before.
Amelia: Thank you, Mr. The Doctor. I like your bow tie.
Doctor: Really?! Oh, what a sweet deal-ia, Amelia Bedelia. How right you are! Bow ties are cool.
Amelia: Has it been in the refrigerator?
Doctor: No, not that I know of. Tell you what though, Amelia, how would you like to see my very special box?
Amelia: Like a jack-in-a-box?
Doctor: Not quite. Though I have had a Jack in it before. Come along, Bedelia. All of Time and Space are waiting!
Amelia: Wow! What type of restaurant is that? I’m used to human servers.

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tagged as: mine. Doctor Who. Don't even ask; I have NO idea what compelled me to do this.. DW rewrite. Amelia Bedelia. Amelia Bedelia as companion wouldn't work out so well.. She'd buy some band-aids for the Silence about to fall.. And would think River Song loved car spoilers..

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    I would watch/read it. Read a lot of Amelia Bedelia as a kid.
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